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You can follow him on Twitter or Tumblr which he's dedicated almost exclusively to homemade sex machine DIYs. Oh, did you think the apple corer was an exaggeration. As a pretend journalist, I sensed some greater cultural significance hidden in the cracks of all those sex machine reviews, and after reading every single one that Amazon has to offer, I can now say with total confidence that, no, there is not. We have an Android app and iOS reader for you to pick from so you never miss another article.

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What Is A Sex Machine

But easily the most surprising takeaway from these reviews is the staggering amount of care owners put into their sex toy before each individual use. Don't make me do this again. The poor tool purists try their hardest to ignore the sex toy reviews, like they're hoping that if no one says anything, the perverts might all just dissolve into the ether like a fart. It's so important to that guy that you know he used this tool for cleaning grout that he says it four times in one paragraph.

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They all put a lot of man hours into tricking out a machine they can never, ever show off. For every Nigerian Prince, every subscription wall, every online convenience fee, there are 10 more people who aren't asking for any money at all and who just want to help you find the best electrical appliance to hump. Connect to your existing Cracked account if you have one or create a new Cracked username. If Amazon reviews are indicative of the sex machine community at large, those are exactly the type of people you want around if you ever need to escape a hostage situation with only two paperclips and an apple corer. Don't make me do this again.

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Description: Add me to the weekly Newsletter. Not a single one of them is an off-the-shelf masturbator. Either they are comedic geniuses, or they are suffering from sitcom levels of obliviousness. Anti-feminists have resorted to review-bombing its Rotten Tomatoes audience score. Continue Reading Below. Add me to the weekly newsletter. After reading so many of these, even "partner" sounds strangely intimate. As a pretend journalist, I sensed some greater cultural significance hidden in the cracks of all those sex machine reviews, and after reading every single one that Amazon has to offer, I can now say with total confidence that, no, there is not.
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